Hate my user name!

[Jibber55]

Please can anyone help? I have to suffer the great distress of having Jibber55 as my user name instead of just plain Jibber! Not only has this led to the death of several much loved family pets, but also, the loss of my job, wife and children!
As you can imagine, what I believe would resolve all of my troubles (and possibly bring and end to starvation, pain and suffering the world over) would be to get the user name Jibber and have all my details/ trust copied over but I have no idea where to turn. I did try to get Jibber when I 1st joined but it was unavailable... I have never seen a post by anyone called Jibber on here.
Thanks.

 

[Jibber55]

like pancakes
might be a bit feminine for me though.

 

[Jibber55]

Just so you know, of all the names you may possibly get changed to, none of them will be Jibber.

Sorry for my naivety, why?
edit: doh, just worked it out, should have pm'ed an admin. I fear the worst...

 

[Jibber55]

oh ****. I guess I asked for it, drinking and then posting on forums is a bad idea. This should be interesting
Be gentle

***Fully star out swear words***

 

[Jibber55]

It was a genuine request for help that was misjudged at best.. we live and learn!
I'm interested to see what you can come up with now.

 

[Jibber55]

Op is trying too hard to make a moment, therefore no moment will ensue.
Enjoy your moment

Thanks, but it was a jokey ask for help. I have enough moments in my life. And movements, thanks Murray!

 

[Jibber55]

Syphilis.

lol, very appropriate. Surely there's something more original than that!

 

[Jibber55]

I was thinking you could have a Syphilis related sig too. Kit you out sort of thing. I'm trying to come up with something.

You mean like a whole Syphilis ensemble?