have you ever?

kokuten · 6 Sep 2011 at 11:25

sat on the toilet so long that your blissfully unaware your legs have gone numb because you have been resting on them so when you stand up you fall into the bath and end up with your pants round your ankles enduring pins and needles upside down in the bath??

happened to me earlier on

kokuten · 6 Sep 2011 at 11:29

Rainmaker said:
No. Just no.

Also, you may enjoy being made aware that our written language now has available to it such things as capital letters and punctuation.

I am afraid when your as traumatised as myself grammatical errors however frequent do not apply.

kokuten · 6 Sep 2011 at 11:32

[FnG]magnolia;20005433 said:
The better question is :

(a) Do you sit on the toilet seat like a normal adult would to do your business, or

(b) Do you hover/squat over the toilet seat with your bum not actually touching the seat it was designed for. You try to self-validate but even you know there's something deeply wrong with you. It helps me wipe better, you whimper to yourself as your thigh muscles strain due to your wrongness.

I sit normally, resting my elbows on my knees!

kokuten · 6 Sep 2011 at 11:35

Temi_D said:
fapped so hard your legs got numb?

was playing solitaire :O lol, computer is for fapping!!

kokuten · 6 Sep 2011 at 11:41

James said:
Why would you post something like that on the internet :/

because my failings are another mans success!