platypus said:It's like receiving a phone call from Kylie Minogue saying she's coming round to give you a blow job. And then finding out it's some 18 ton whale of a woman who changed her name via deed poll.

It's like receiving a phone call from Kylie Minogue saying she's coming round to give you a blow job. And then finding out it's some 18 ton whale of a woman who changed her name via deed poll.