Help! I'm in a public toilet and there's no paper

glenimp617

glenimp617

glenimp617

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I hate using public toilets at the best of times. I've run in, done by business and THEN noticed they are out of paper

My options

1. Use soap and my hand :(

2. Clench cheeks and run to another cubicle. The issue here, is all the toilet doors open onto a lobby and there's loads of people outside

I'm not using my sock!

It's my hand isn't it :mad:
 
I'm gonna sit here till it goes quiet, then run to another one.

My issue is what happens if they are all in use, and when I'm outside someone else goes into my one. I'm really stuck then.

It's so busy outside this morning
 
It's the rubbish paper dispenser. There's paper in there, I can see it....it's just not through the hole. Tried taking it off the wall to see if I can get into the back but it's locked with a key.

I'd take a photo to prove my situation, but I'm on my phone and can't really be bothered.

I'm using my hands.
 
Just shout for someone to chuck a roll over?? Not that embarrassing surely?

Better than scrubbing your arse with a sock anyway.
 
Schoolboy error there.

Boxers and commando but then it begs the question of what to do with the smelly boxers.

Clench and run.
 
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