Help Me Name my Pets

[Raikiri]

... I know there's a thread for general pets however the last post was in May so there you go. I need some names and frankly I'm awful at coming up with them myself, comedy options encouraged.

Here's some pics of the pets in question:

 

[justalex81]

those aren't pets. they're dinner! lol

 

[Cocky-Roach]

How many names? Will help the comedy answers

 

['Harry]

Roast Dinner
Chicken Soup
Drumstick
Fox Bait
KFC

Mmm chicken

 

[Cosimo]

"Sunday Roast"
"Brunch"

 

[pingwing]

Herman

 

[4T5]

Dyno & Saw. You know it makes sense.

 

[Cosimo]

Duke/Duchess
Plucker
Doodle Do
Mr/Mrs Gobble

 

[Raikiri]

those aren't pets. they're dinner! lol

Well, eventually yes. For now free range eggs for nowt

How many names? Will help the comedy answers

Just the 3 of them for now.

 

[Stone22uk]

One has to be Eggbert

 

[Jhaemes]

Sergeant Cluckles
Colonel Sanders

 

[ltnmzh]

Whiteegg, Brownegg, Blackegg - depending one their colour.

 

[Thorien]

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub?

Or Hugh, Pugh (if 2 aren't twins!)

 

[TurnipHead]

Penelope.
Sampsonite.
Cataclysm.
John.

 

[King Damager]

Is that 4 Pets?

I
Have
No
Imagination

Or the obvious
Breakfast
Brunch
Elevensies
Lunch
Afternoon Tea
Supper
Dinner

kd

 

[Raikiri]

There's 3 and they're all female.

Or the obvious
Breakfast
Brunch
Elevensies
Lunch
Afternoon Tea
Supper
Dinner

kd

Also I have a sneaking suspicion that you're a little er... chunky. Or a hobbit.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Call them:

Hen A
Hen B
Hen C
Hen D

Or use phonetic alphabet, alpha, bravo, charlie, delta

 

[knip]

Nuggets

 

[Craig1981]

Aeris
Tifa
Yuffie

Job done

 

[UncleRuckus]

WAR *******!!! (a boy bred out of wedlock)