Help me out! Good jokes needed

agw_01 · 10 May 2006 at 14:56

lol, you guys are really going for it

Firestar_3x · 10 May 2006 at 14:57

agw_01 said:
lol, you guys are really going for it

Its a joke-off, stand back mear mortals this could get messy!

NightSt@lk3r · 10 May 2006 at 15:03

You know you need a new car when you can no longer change gear

paradigm · 10 May 2006 at 15:06

you know you need a new car when "light rain" means you dont need your morning bath

cymatty · 10 May 2006 at 15:06

You know you need a new car when your dog is embarrased to get in it

Firestar_3x · 10 May 2006 at 15:08

You know its time for a new car when grannys ask for a ride

cymatty · 10 May 2006 at 15:09

Firestar_3x said:
You know its time for a new car when grannys ask for a ride

I hope you mean in the car. :eek:

agw_01 · 10 May 2006 at 15:09

You know you need a new car when old people comment on your 'wood'

cymatty · 10 May 2006 at 15:10

You know you need a new car when agw would swap his rover for it.

Just joking.

agw_01 · 10 May 2006 at 15:11

har har har

You know you need a new car when you look through the floor and can see the road

paradigm · 10 May 2006 at 15:11

You know you need a new car when you have an automated "on tow" sign.

NightSt@lk3r · 10 May 2006 at 15:12

You know you need a new car when there are 10 drunk people pushing it

paradigm · 10 May 2006 at 15:13

You know you need a new car when fred flintstone can outbrake you.

agw_01 · 10 May 2006 at 15:13

You know you need a new car when you can follow the smoke trail back home

TinkerBell · 10 May 2006 at 15:15

NightSt@lk3r said:
You know you need a new car when there are 10 drunk people pushing it

hey that one was mine!!

NightSt@lk3r · 10 May 2006 at 15:15

TinkerBell said:
hey that one was mine!!

LMAO

paradigm · 10 May 2006 at 15:16

You know you need a new car when the homeless mistake it for a "place to sleep".

Firestar_3x · 10 May 2006 at 15:18

You know its time for a new car when goths dig your style

kitten_caboodle · 10 May 2006 at 15:27

these are ace, the dog one had me in stitches as did Fred Flinstone

Firestar_3x · 10 May 2006 at 15:28

You know its time for a new car when your sticker bhp is greater than your actual bhp