Soldato
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Have you eaten a hot curry recently? 


Hemroids?
I reckon you've got myscexioduhjipertysium and I know should know cause I'm an honorary Nurse..
It even hurts my anal passage when I pee. What the hell is going on down there?
(not into bum fun btw)
I had exactly the same thing about 4 years ago. It was right up my ass. I was only able to sleep a few hours in a whole week it was that bad. I thought I was gonna die tbh, but it fixed itself after a week.
Personally, I didn't go to a doctor as I wanted to keep my anal virginity. But if you're gay then go for it, you might enjoy being probed.
Attitudes like that is why so many men die of cancer, 5minutes of embarrassment is worth it for possibly a longer life.