Help me - superglue on the table

gillywibble · 21 Mar 2013 at 19:12

Keep adding moar superglue.

ikillbears · 21 Mar 2013 at 19:28

Edrof said:
Olive oil, anchovies, garlic, capers, olives, tuna, basil, oregano and some pepper. Whiz it all up in a food processor then add to about 700 grams of passata. Cook it off in a large pan, while boiling your pasta in another. Spaghetti works well. Then, drain the pasta and add to the other pan. Serve with crusty bread and parmesan shavings.

Sorry, did you say superglue or puttanesca?

Spaghetti alla puttanesca (literally "whore's style spaghetti" in Italian)

interesting

ince · 21 Mar 2013 at 19:29

Ice on it for a while

Gammawolf · 21 Mar 2013 at 19:47

You need Acetone. Most commonly found in nail polish remover. Essentially you'll have to dissolve it so get a q-tip, dip in Acetone, rub on superglue. Repeat until gone.

Kosmiche · 21 Mar 2013 at 19:50

mr sheen and elbow grease, you pansy.

koolpc · 21 Mar 2013 at 19:53

Electric Paint stripper!

utajoker · 21 Mar 2013 at 20:14

nail polish remover?

Dis86 · 21 Mar 2013 at 20:17

Why hasn't anyone suggested either nuking it from orbit or burning it with fire? What's going on?!

Crisp89 · 21 Mar 2013 at 20:44

White Spirit? Alien acid blood.

Lakeland · 21 Mar 2013 at 20:51

Someone check for a pulse

nath247 · 21 Mar 2013 at 20:52

Set fire to the table and let it spread, disconnect all smoke alarms. Claim on the insurance.

ONESHOTKILL · 21 Mar 2013 at 20:54

about 1lb of semtex should shift it

sven256 · 21 Mar 2013 at 21:04

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mykal-Sticky-Stuff-Remover-250ml/dp/B000TAT4GM

Should get rid of it.

Dis86 · 21 Mar 2013 at 21:40

well folks, think Mrs Dimple found out and has obviously murdered him.

Ah well...

Toughnoodle · 21 Mar 2013 at 22:07

Glue another table top, on top.

bitslice · 21 Mar 2013 at 22:53

ikillbears said:
you tonight

Wow, she really smashed his face in as well, that's mean

Bagsey on Dimple's stuff.

nath247 · 21 Mar 2013 at 23:01

That poor dog.