Help me!

[Captain_Slick]

For about 3 months now, a Chinese woman has been ringing me on and off a few times a day.

She's just texted me because I finally answered to hear her saying "Waaaaaa" or something over and over.

She texted this: 亲爱的，还记得我吗?好久都没有联系了好想你哦!

Now I've run it through a translater, which says it means something like:

"Dear, remember me? Long time did not contact the miss you!"

She's just texted me again now, saying: 亲爱的，祝你身体健康，幸福快乐!

"Dear, I wish you good health and happiness!"

What do I do? I'm scared!

I don't want to send her something translated which turns out to dishonour her family or whatever.

Anyone know Chinese?

 

[Captain_Slick]

Seriously.

I've never met a Chinese lady who doesn't speak English.

 

[Captain_Slick]

So you've met her? Or not?

Stop being dumb

I haven't met her. I don't know her. She's in China. I've never been to China.

If it is just spam, it's a bit weird. Surely it must cost them a fortune to make long distance calls and send messages?

 

[Captain_Slick]

I want to send something back to her. This could be the start of something beautiful... perhaps this is what I've been waiting so long for.

Any Chinese speakers here?

 

[Captain_Slick]

我想你的很长一段时间乒乓

 

[Captain_Slick]

Fixed

I know its a woman and everything but really are you that desperate for RL contact?

No No No. I'm taking the pee. I want to wind her up for lulz.

WANT TO BUY DVD?

On a more serious note, ring her and ask her what she wants. Been to any brothels recently?

How do I ask her if I don't speak Chinese? No, I've never been to a brothel.

 

[Captain_Slick]

It's a long distance dating scam. I had a few of these because i joined a dating website to meet chinese women. Just ignore and bin

I've never been on a dating website to meet anyone, let alone Chinese women, though. Bizarro.

 

[Captain_Slick]

I texted her back "I don't speak English" in Chinese.

She's replied: "Peter, I'm Zhou Yi. I miss you!" in badly punctuated English.