Help...my toilet is bubbling!

DanTheMan · 5 Feb 2012 at 19:41

Earlier today I noticed that the toilet didn't seem to be flushing properly but I put it down to taking a rather large dump. I've just got back from the gym and noticed that the toilet is bubbling away like a witches cauldron. Have I broken it?

Arnie · 5 Feb 2012 at 19:42

You've laid the eggs.

orderoftheflame · 5 Feb 2012 at 19:44

It's the sewer alligators trying to avoid your rather large dump.

piggeh · 5 Feb 2012 at 19:44

Are you sure you didnt poo in the Jacuzzi?

RJC · 5 Feb 2012 at 19:46

Methane?

Don't light a match!

Firestar_3x · 5 Feb 2012 at 19:49

Swamp gas.

pingwing · 5 Feb 2012 at 19:50

Spiders and lots of them!

The_Baron · 5 Feb 2012 at 19:50

There be monsters

Derek W · 5 Feb 2012 at 19:51

darael · 5 Feb 2012 at 19:51

MrKeeno · 5 Feb 2012 at 19:51

Have you consumed vindaloo within the last 24hrs? We need to know this.

DanTheMan · 5 Feb 2012 at 19:52

Seems quite common from my googling, you cruel ********

.

orderoftheflame · 5 Feb 2012 at 19:52

Good work people. :cool:

haaammit · 5 Feb 2012 at 19:55

Your soil pipe is four inches, you must have a five inch ringpiece.

HTH

TNGL · 5 Feb 2012 at 20:16

Perhaps you unintentionally, released atomic waste from your rectum?

Tummy · 5 Feb 2012 at 20:18

Put your hand down and have a poke about.

Xeanor · 5 Feb 2012 at 20:22

A phantom logger has been secretly dumping some heavily toxic curley wurleys in your toilet, I reckon.

Spenty · 5 Feb 2012 at 20:22

Tummy said:
Put your hand down and have a poke about.

Just don't do what I did and think 2 bin bags would stop my hand making contact with faeces

Rameses · 5 Feb 2012 at 20:22

Tummy said:
Put your hand down and have a poke about.

arctine · 5 Feb 2012 at 20:23

Probably just a back flow from the drains due to snow melting.

Are any of your sinks making a noise too?