Help name my friends child

[Diagro]

Hey

My friend sent me a link to an online poll to name his child.

So... why not open it up!

https://strawpoll.com/xefcrj1vb

Help name him! I picked Atticus

 

[Diagro]

Where's the option for 'None of the above for the love of all things holy'?

Doesn't exist.

That's the names they're into, but they can't decide.

 

[Diagro]

Maybe they can't decide because they're all crap names?

Well.... shoo.

 

[Diagro]

You need to slap your friend. Those names are rubbish.

Better than some names put there tbh.

 

[Diagro]

All terrible so I'm not going to vote. I can't bring myself to contribute to this poor kid being bullied at school. Also no pancake option.

I can't see how these names would be a cause for bullying.

Enlighten me.

 

[Diagro]

Ronin is a crap name.
Ezra is borderline.
I'm not even sure Harlen is a name at all.
Atticus is a great name!

Is your friend really called Jax?

Yea he is.

 

[Diagro]

op has gone decidedly quiet..... paging @Diagro any updates on the name situation? has your mate caught himself on or what has he gone with?

No clue.

Probably found this thread with all the twonks being rude lol

 

[Diagro]

Plot twist: OP knows the names are terrible, they posted here to get replies, so they could send the thread to friend saying "Look, everyone says it's a bad idea" so they don't personally have to tell them they thought the names were bad.

Genius!

.... no... why would I do that.. that's just mean... hmmm yea.