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Someone has the terraced toenails of a wellbeing influencer. But it's a high-heeled drama of exocognito ergo sum and the champing huffs of philosophers. The ladies are leggy, the defence lawyers have superglued socks. In act 3 FnG makes a guest appearance as hirself, with a bevy of sweet-howling wenches in tow.
 
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I tried to made a new comedy film about a secret taxi driver underworld starring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson.

Of course the critics hate it but the fans.... well there aren't many fans but I'm sure they'll come around.
 
"The year is 2042. The battlefields of war are full of invincible soldiers, hovercrafts that can climb vertical walls, helicopters that can be taken down with a single bullet. And DICE still hasn't updated their videogame. A man pulls a bottle of Tippex from his drawer, his face displaying abject horror at needing to cover his mistakes. His hand shaking, he slowly raises his Tippex brush to his 72" 16k 0.05ms monitor, and slowly covers the letters "A" and "I". A robot hand from his Elonbot slaps the brush away, whilst proclaiming that there's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube, AI is here to stay. The man tweets about his experience and the Muskbot 2.0 instantly deletes his tweet as it goes against the Muskbot's policy of free speech. The man gives up and climbs in to bed, in preparation for whatever the next day may bring.

Elsewhere in the world, Archie and Lili are packing their bags in preparation for the next leg of Privacy Tour 2042: More Privater Than Ever! In order to respect their parents, Meghan and Harry, their tour will not be stopping in Ukraine this year out of fear for being shot out of a cannon straight in to Russia to do the world not one, but two favours. Russia is still pushing their special operation forward. They have run out of ammo and are issuing their highly trained special operatives the finest cutlery from the Kremlin in order to gain a tactical stealth advantage on the battlefield"



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