Hire a midget.......associated costs?

[[FnG]magnolia]

These guys should be able to help

 

[Mr Krugga]

Why hire? Catch one!

 

[tres]

You can't handcuff both the ankle AND wrist
That's midget cruelty!

 

[Raikiri]

Why hire? Catch one!

Hiring one is probably cheaper than a pot of gold.






I'm a bad person.

 

[Fireskull]

Watching this thread! My sister is scared of Midgets so chaining her to one for her 21st would be brilliant

 

[MiNxYyY]

LOL

 

[Retromatic]

Some of the midgets from Time Bandits/Willow live in my old hometown, I used to see them up the pub a fair bit. < claim to fame

 

[Hedge]

Put a thread on Members market.

WTB Midget

 

[Narj]

One of my workmates knows someone who had this done to them for their stag. The bloke they hired was quite happy by all accounts, apparently he was a good laugh and as well as getting paid, got free beer & food for the whole stag.

I think as long as it's done in good humour, and the lads on stag aren't complete idiots towards the "midget" it's fine If the lads started taking the mick, I think I'd cringe and start to think it was a bad idea. A "mini me" theme is a good one, but if it's just to make him look stupid, I think it's disrespectful towards the poor short bloke.

 

[chrisxuk]

I never knew someone could stoop that low as to hire a midget.

 

[Nash]

Am I the only one who finds this distasteful and crass? Ohh, I hear you cry, they wouldn't do it if they didn't want to. It's a valid for of employment for them and it pays well. I feel it objectifies what is an unfortunate medical condition and is tantamount to a modern day freak show. And for what? So you can have a "whacky" (read: utterly unoriginal, bland and moronic) stag do?

Yeah go for it mate...

 

[ojrules]

its a good thing midgets can't feel emotions or pain... are they even self aware?... to the interwebz!

 

[m@rty]

Am I the only one who finds this distasteful and crass? Ohh, I hear you cry, they wouldn't do it if they didn't want to. It's a valid for of employment for them and it pays well. I feel it objectifies what is an unfortunate medical condition and is tantamount to a modern day freak show. And for what? So you can have a "whacky" (read: utterly unoriginal, bland and moronic) stag do?

Yeah go for it mate...

Wow you must be fun at parties!

 

[mishima]

Dress it up as a Pokemon. That would be legendary.

^ HAHAHA!

This one looks a bit too big for what you are looking for

 

[khrall]

http://www.theminiman.co.uk/about.php

Some of his work
http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=ggiOLF46MvU

 

[chrisxuk]

Lol, Snickers.

 

[KaHn]

Am I the only one who finds this distasteful and crass? Ohh, I hear you cry, they wouldn't do it if they didn't want to. It's a valid for of employment for them and it pays well. I feel it objectifies what is an unfortunate medical condition and is tantamount to a modern day freak show. And for what? So you can have a "whacky" (read: utterly unoriginal, bland and moronic) stag do?

Yeah go for it mate...

cheers will do

KaHn

 

[SoundsGood]

A colleague at work has a mentally disabled brother and one day she came home to find him excitedly proclaiming to have caught a troll.. Anyway it turns out he'd seen a dwarf walking down the street, dragged him inside and locked him in the bathroom!

 

[Tefal]

Oh I forgot, be handcuffed to the stag by hand and ankle

KaHn

hand and ankle?

poor midget is going to go flying when the guy takes a step, and god help them both on the ****er with the runs >.<

 

[Kristoph]

I've heard that story above before. :s