Hit a back of a car on my way home

[acharris]

Hi all, I was on my way home about 3:30 from looking at my friends PC. I was traveling along when I must have had a split second lapse of concentration and I did not notice this Mini had stopped in front on a set of lights.

So I hit the brakes, but could not stop and hit it. So anyway after a few seconds this stunned Dwarf gets out the mini and has a look a look at the damage and he says to me:

"I am not happy." So I replied to him

"If you ain't happy, then which one are you "

Anthony

 

[1337z0r]

Don't happen to drive a skoda do you?

 

[Nix]

Quick, get your coat and run!

THEY'RE COMING!!11!

 

[acharris]

No, I don't drive a Skoda, especially one made of cake.

Anthony

 

[Nix]

No, I don't drive a Skoda, especially one made of cake.

Anthony

Are you made of cake?

I was made of cake once.

 

[qwerty]

Which one of the seven dwarfs comes first alphabetically?




Bashful

 

[chiragsolanki]

Are you made of cake?

I was made of cake once.

i feel like cake at times

 

[G-MAN2004]

Not funny.

 

[ChoÞÞer]

Get your coat

 

[Efour]

as crap as the cake skoda one. Lose x2

 

[pinkacidbootson]

Is there a new Mini advert I haven't seen?

 

[Angus-Higgins]

You lose 50 cool points for this joke.

Angus Higgins

 

[Trifid]

I laughed.

(Well I just got up and read this thinking you were being serious...)

 

[vincent1989]

You lose 50 cool points for this joke.

Angus Higgins

so that puts him at -1,300,456, almost as bad as me

 

[[TW]Fox]

Recycling jokes from the Chris Moyles show is not funny.

 

[JohnnyG]

Worst joke for ages award goes to Rotty.

 

[Rotty]

Worst joke for ages award goes to acharris.

you sure ?