Hmm, oh look. It's monday morning. It must be "Monday Morning Joke Time"

Feek

Feek

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Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Please don't get me a taxi, or get me my coat. I'm staying :p

K.
 
Morning feek ;)

Its not a bad joke, my best mate told me that ages ago and he laughed that much he could barely tell me it, odd one! :p
 
What did the Computer mouse say to the hand?
Squeek, eek

What did the the sound card say to the graphics card?
Nothing the graphics card was def

Have i beat Master Feek yet?
 
What's the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?


The first can shoot but can't hit, the second can hoot but can't ****

Stan :)
 
You buy a Pint.

What would you rather have Altzimers or parkinsons. (sorry if this is bad taste to anyone)

You have Altzimers and spill half your pint

or

You have Parkinsons and forget where you have put it.
 
Yup with okes like these you can tell its monday morning all right.

What do you call an Irish man with a spade on his head?
Doug!

:D sorry i had to add my own bad joke, cant have all you people havin all the fun!
 
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there.

A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary can't believe it! He says, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"

The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup."
 
Donald Duck wanted a divorce from Daisy and he was talking to his lawyer.
"I don't understand, said Donald, "Daisy's not insane!"
"I didn't say that she was insane," replied the lawyer, "I said she was ******* Goofy."
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KaHn
 
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