Hmm, oh look. It's monday morning. It must be "Monday Morning Joke Time"

What did the Computer mouse say to the hand?
Squeek, eek

What did the the sound card say to the graphics card?
Nothing the graphics card was def

Have i beat Master Feek yet?
 
You buy a Pint.

What would you rather have Altzimers or parkinsons. (sorry if this is bad taste to anyone)

You have Altzimers and spill half your pint

or

You have Parkinsons and forget where you have put it.
 
Yup with okes like these you can tell its monday morning all right.

What do you call an Irish man with a spade on his head?
Doug!

:D sorry i had to add my own bad joke, cant have all you people havin all the fun!
 
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there.

A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary can't believe it! He says, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"

The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup."
 
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