Horses

Bassmansam · 29 Jun 2020 at 19:03

How do you keep a horse balanced?

Put it in a stable.

Diddums · 29 Jun 2020 at 19:07

Neigh, not acceptable. Go to bed, it's pasture bedtime.

Minibiker · 29 Jun 2020 at 19:40

Rein it in mate!!

something daft already!! · 29 Jun 2020 at 19:45

robfosters · 29 Jun 2020 at 20:10

A new documentary has been planned for the autumn, it follows what happens inside a cockpit during long haul flights, they’re currently filming the pilot

Nitefly · 29 Jun 2020 at 20:53

Canter get a good horse joke in here.

robfosters said:
A new documentary has been planned for the autumn, it follows what happens inside a cockpit during long haul flights, they’re currently filming the pilot

Plane awful.

Saint1972 · 29 Jun 2020 at 21:05

Can people stop trotting out these pun threads?

Minibiker · 29 Jun 2020 at 21:43

Nitefly said:
Plane awful.

Agree! I don't think it will takeoff

Hades · 29 Jun 2020 at 21:49

Hay rein that in a bit. It's pasture bedtime. Now hoof you go.

Dis86 · 29 Jun 2020 at 22:00

Minibiker said:
Agree! I don't think it will takeoff

I dunno, I've heard they're in it for the long haul.

Hades · 29 Jun 2020 at 22:32

Minibiker said:
Agree! I don't think it will takeoff

Depends on whether it's on a treadmill

Wzd · 30 Jun 2020 at 00:43

Dis86 said:
I dunno, I've heard they're in it for the long haul.

Sounds more like they're winging it