Hosepipe bans?
I had an email from the water company last week.
"It's been the driest start to the year since 1976, and you may be wondering how this will impact water resources and your water supply.
We're currently experiencing a prolonged period of dry weather, with temperatures that reached highs of 40 degrees in July. This means we're now reliant on receiving significant rainfall during the autumn and winter to help replenish our supplies.
Not your typical dreary British summer...
We wanted to let you know that it's unlikely we'll need to introduce any usage restrictions this year"
But if you read pretty much any newspaper, the inference is that the entire country is under a hosepipe ban and that it's the end of the world as we know it.
*sigh*