How can anyone dislike BBQs?

SideWinder

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Chatting to a mate of mine and he said he hates BBQs and normally eats before hand if he gets invited to one. :eek:

The reasons he gave for not enjoying BBQs include food being undercooked, overcooked, the wet weather, sitting on fold-up chairs and other stupid reasons.

Its not hard to have a BBQ these days...especially with disposable BBQs costing £2 or so and as for the food, just check it and if its not cooked, put it back on the grill again. :confused:

BBQs are immense.
 
they are great. Obviously a boring fart, or gone to bbqs that cost £5 for 5 kilos of "meat" and a cook, who should be flying a napalm bomb.
 
I don't like them much either. Especially if they're in the middle of a field and with a disposable BBQ. They seem to be the new student fad.
 
I love BBQs :) Whether you're using a disposable one or a decent gas type, sitting outside in (hopefully) good weather with a selection of different meats/fish etc is awesome.
 
Well the weather in the UK is so bad, we don't get much chance to practice cooking on BBQ's so it's no wonder he's a little weary.
 
If a person can properly cook great food on a bbq, then a bbq can be fun. If you have someone who ruins the food or it just doesnt taste special then IMO I would rather just cook food normaly instead of have a BBQ.
 
SideWinder said:
BBQs are immense.
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Quoted for the truth it is :D

You must remember the 12 BBQ Golden Rules though:

1- The woman buys the food.

2- The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .

3- The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

4- The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

5- The MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

6- The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

7- The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

8- THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

9- The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

10- After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

11- Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

12- The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women
 
I don't fancy them that much either. I don't like the idea of exposing my food to the elements and what ever insects that decide to invite themselves to my barby.
 
i was walking past exhibition park in newcastle the other day and noticed there were loads of cars about lol i get around the corner and it was like one of those bbq scenes from a black gangster movie :D

like 50 black guys round this huge BBQ lol proper boyz in the hood stuff
 
BBQ's are the best! Nothing quite like gathering afew mates, going down to the beach, cracking open afew, eating some overcooked burgers, sausages, and having a good laugh!
 
They can't be beaten if the food is cooked correctly.

Nothing better than a BBQ while camping after a long walk. I ate like a horse the last time we did this.
 
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