How can people get the lyrics so badly wrong?

[iCraig]

I can't link to the lyrics site I found these on, due to the content on the site, however I'll quote them for you.

Gnarls Barkley - Crazy

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mine
There was something so pheasant about that phase.
Even your emotions had a decade,
In so much space

And when you're out there
Without claire,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasp and because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much

Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Hot on me

And I hope that you are having the tie of your strife
But think twice, that's my only advice
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soal
You really think you're in control?

Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Pardon me

My heroes had the heart I wanna live, out of limbs
And all I red bear, I want to be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like ****.
And it's no, go eat some dust, I've come
I knock them down when I'm done

Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Hot on me

Gets worse:

Snow Patrol - You're All I Have

Train this chaos, turn him to light
I've got a sea, new one last night,
Before the liars take their shirts,
Leave us in pieces, scattered everywhere,

Just give me a chance to hold on,
Just give me something to hold onto,

It's so clear now that you are all knights have,
I have no fear cause you are all knights have,

You're so dramatic razor shards,
A welcome arrow through the heart,
Under your sky feels like home,
Electric shocks on aching bows,

Give me a chance to hold on,
Give me a chance to hold on,
Give me a chance to hold on,
Just give me something to hold on, who,

It's so clear now that you are all that knights have,
I have no fear cause you are all that knights have,
It's so clear now that you are all that knights have,
I have no fear cause you are all that knights have,

There is a dark kid deep in you,
A frightning badger I claim too, - ROFL

Give me a chance to hold on,
Give me a chance to hold on,
Give me a chance to hold on,
Just give me something to hold on, to,

It's so clear now that you are all that knights have,
I have no fear now you are all that knights have,
It's so clear now that you are all that knights have,
I have no fear now you are all that knights have.

 

[iCraig]

you never claimed a badger? LOL

Never an frightening one.

Site is down now I don't think it was a joke one because they had a massive library, and most of them were spot on. Those two seemed the only ones, "slightly" wrong.