Poll: How do you eat a Twix?

[Gilly]

As title, please vote accordingly.

 

[Gilly]

No poll; can't vote.

Fibber.

 

[Gilly]

I chop it up with a razor blade and grind the resulting powder in with some milk before putting it into a syringe to inject into my eyeball.

Aww, do you warm the milk up first babyboy?

 

[Gilly]

like normal

although pulled one out the fridge earlier and ate the biscuit off bottom first

Surely it just falls apart if you eat it biscuit first?

 

[Gilly]

Whereas a thread about twix eating techniques is not spam?

Is that a question? It works equally as well as a statement

 

[Gilly]

Indeed. The statement being that you act above the rules.

Above the rules?

Did his thread get deleted? No, it did not. Did his thread have any purpose at all? No, it did not. No-one else seems to have a problem with this thread and it will be deleted when it has run its course if I see fit, not that this is anything to do with you.

 

[Gilly]

"Did the thread get deleted?"
No of course not... you made it.

I said his thread actually, but don't let things like facts get in the way of a good story

 

[Gilly]

and YOU CLOSE OTHER THREADS FOR BEING POINTLESS!!!!!

Yup.

Crazy innit?

 

[Gilly]

No chocolate bar tastes better warm than cold.

 

[Gilly]

Caramel tear is preferable to a biscuit crumble. An improperly assembled Twix can result in biscuit coming away with the caramel when the bars are particularly cold. This is complete failure on behalf of the supplier.

 

[Gilly]

Penguins were made to drink tea through.

However, only women and gayers drink tea, so I haven't tried it myself.

 

[Gilly]

Tea is the foundation if the British Empire

Tea is the foundation is the British Empire

Keep trying

[edit]Yay \o/

Tea is the foundation of the British Empire

Anyway, coffee > tea. And not your freeze dried **** either.

 

[Gilly]

I do with a hangover, but at that point I'm often acting like a gayer wuss, so its OK.

It's allowed with a fry-up too.