Poll: How do you eat a Twix?

[SpicyDuck]

My dog eats the packaging first. Alpha 2.0.

 

[Mat]

I eat it like normal. I'm not really that obsessed with the way I eat food tbh :/

 

[SwishSpencor]

Do the first one like Scuzi, then grind the 2nd one into a bag of cocaine and snort it.

 

[Reeve]

I am very curious as to why a 'man' bites off the caramel, sounds pretty homosexual to me

There is only one rule when eating a twix and that is: eat it warm, seems to taste naff when just taken out the fridge but maybe thats just me

 

[Kohaashi]

I eat mine like a nub.

Laughin' like.

 

[Gilly]

No chocolate bar tastes better warm than cold.

 

[Kohaashi]

No chocolate bar tastes better warm than cold.

Milky bars are nice all melted though. Lick them off the wrapper !!

That's what kids do and it's by the milky bar kid so I can't be wrong.

 

[gord]

No chocolate bar tastes better warm than cold.

Sometimes i think you steal my thoughts!

I actually had refrigeration as part of my response earlier, but due to the sheer obviousness that cold > warm in the chocolate bar world, i decided to leave it out.

Warm Twixs are especially tricky as the caramel forms a more powerful bond with the biscuit, increasing the chance of a caramel tear situation, and you dont want caramel tear, it should come off clean from the biscuit!

 

[Gilly]

Caramel tear is preferable to a biscuit crumble. An improperly assembled Twix can result in biscuit coming away with the caramel when the bars are particularly cold. This is complete failure on behalf of the supplier.

 

[Vonhelmet]

I bite both ends off and drink my tea through it.

This is the way that real men eat Twix bars.

 

[gord]

Caramel tear is preferable to a biscuit crumble. An improperly assembled Twix can result in biscuit coming away with the caramel when the bars are particularly cold. This is complete failure on behalf of the supplier.

This is why the other poll options seem so ridiculous. Biting the biscuit off the bottom is akin to artificially initiating a biscuit crumble situation. Madness and Sparta!

Vonhelmet, this is a Twix.. not a Penguin!

 

[Vonhelmet]

Vonhelmet, this is a Twix.. not a Penguin!

Can you drink tea through a Penguin bar? I wouldn't have thought it was porous enough.

On the other hand, a Spira is eminently too porous and will result in mouth burning, while a Double Decker is very hard work.

 

[Gilly]

Penguins were made to drink tea through.

However, only women and gayers drink tea, so I haven't tried it myself.

 

[4p]

Penguins were made to drink tea through.

However, only women and gayers drink tea, so I haven't tried it myself.

Tea is the foundation of the British Empire

 

[Gilly]

Tea is the foundation if the British Empire

Tea is the foundation is the British Empire

Keep trying

[edit]Yay \o/

Tea is the foundation of the British Empire

Anyway, coffee > tea. And not your freeze dried **** either.

 

[Vonhelmet]

Penguins were made to drink tea through.

However, only women and gayers drink tea, so I haven't tried it myself.

Well then, call me Captain Bumlove!

In other news, you're from Yorkshire but don't drink tea? You're a fraud.

 

[Gilly]

I do with a hangover, but at that point I'm often acting like a gayer wuss, so its OK.

It's allowed with a fry-up too.

 

[4p]

LOL You noticed my edits

I need to sleep

 

[HangTime]

Used to scrape the caramel off the top with my front teeth, but I grew out of that.

 

[Azza]

Eat off the caramel from the top.

Then eat the chocolate thats on the sides and the ends of the biscuit.

Eat the biscuit.