Poll: How do you eat a Twix?

How do you eat your scrumptious Twixies?

  • Bite the caramel off the top of the biscuit like a proper man

    Votes: 203 36.0%
  • Bite the biscuit off the bottom of the caramel like a big wuss

    Votes: 23 4.1%
  • Bite it like normal, nub

    Votes: 295 52.3%
  • Twix? EURGH!

    Votes: 24 4.3%
  • I'm a big girl's blouse - I do it like Scuzi

    Votes: 19 3.4%

  • Total voters
    564
I am very curious as to why a 'man' bites off the caramel, sounds pretty homosexual to me :p

There is only one rule when eating a twix and that is: eat it warm, seems to taste naff when just taken out the fridge but maybe thats just me
 
No chocolate bar tastes better warm than cold.
Sometimes i think you steal my thoughts!

I actually had refrigeration as part of my response earlier, but due to the sheer obviousness that cold > warm in the chocolate bar world, i decided to leave it out.

Warm Twixs are especially tricky as the caramel forms a more powerful bond with the biscuit, increasing the chance of a caramel tear situation, and you dont want caramel tear, it should come off clean from the biscuit!
 
Caramel tear is preferable to a biscuit crumble. An improperly assembled Twix can result in biscuit coming away with the caramel when the bars are particularly cold. This is complete failure on behalf of the supplier.
 
Caramel tear is preferable to a biscuit crumble. An improperly assembled Twix can result in biscuit coming away with the caramel when the bars are particularly cold. This is complete failure on behalf of the supplier.

This is why the other poll options seem so ridiculous. Biting the biscuit off the bottom is akin to artificially initiating a biscuit crumble situation. Madness and Sparta!

Vonhelmet, this is a Twix.. not a Penguin!
 
Vonhelmet, this is a Twix.. not a Penguin!

Can you drink tea through a Penguin bar? I wouldn't have thought it was porous enough.

On the other hand, a Spira is eminently too porous and will result in mouth burning, while a Double Decker is very hard work.
 
Penguins were made to drink tea through.

However, only women and gayers drink tea, so I haven't tried it myself.
 
I do with a hangover, but at that point I'm often acting like a gayer wuss, so its OK.

It's allowed with a fry-up too.
 
Eat off the caramel from the top.

Then eat the chocolate thats on the sides and the ends of the biscuit.

Eat the biscuit.


:)
 
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