How do you make contact with potential employers? Not like this I hope....

[Skidder]

Just had a message through the contact form on our website.

Do you have any open positions at (company name)?

Name left and gmail address

Nothing more, no sign off, no cv, no indication of any areas of expertise or interest!



Uhhh, yes, CFO and pot washer, which one should we give you??

 

[Skidder]

I would like to apply for the pot washer position please. What benefits do you offer?

Ta

You can **** in the pot before you wash it.

 

[Skidder]

There you go, you have your reply.

What is the issue with how the question was asked? It make more sense than asking for incredibly specific roles and job titles which vary from business to business.

He could have thrown us a bone to let us know broadly what sort of position would fit him.

 

[Skidder]

They didn't even leave a phone number?

Nope