How Does One Communicate With A Small Female Chav

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After walking home from the bus after collage I have been confrunted by a small female chav and a her friend (of sex I have yet to work out :p )

This is the second time is has happend now.

First time she was just standing in my way and I had to push past her to continue walking.

Today it got a little more anoying. She found it funny to swing her bangs as me, so of course not wanting to be hit be them I grabbed the one heading towards my head. By doing that it mad her angry and she swung the other one around my head almost breaking my glasses. From that I twisted both bags together this pinning her hand in the straps she let go of one and I returned it to her in a direction aiming for her head at high speed.

I can tell this is going to get worser and worser each day, something needs to be done or I dont know what will happen, well I do and lets just say its a last resort doing that sort of act on a small chav girl.

Anyone got an ideas how I might confunt her to stop, been the "dirty mosher" that I am it will be hard to talk to her and her even listen to me.

Any advice will be great thanks. I do not wish to be picked on by a year 8 :rolleyes:
 
suicidle_tramp said:
If she swings it at you again then do what any normal person would do, defend/ stick up for yourself.
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If you read that is what I attemted to do without having to get violent, If I have to I will resease some of my karate "skills"
 
fieldy said:
defend yourself, or just shout abuse at her..............loudly ...........in another languge if possible just to freak her out
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I know japanease, will that do.

So in all just general confuse her, throw her own eggs at her after removing them with a punch to the overies...right...

Cant take another route home btw because this is like the one path from the bus stop to my house.

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A CAP in her ass could be a viable option here.
 
Alchemy said:
I personally wouldn't do anything to aggravate her, she probably knows a lot of her "types".
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What more of my schools year 8's :rolleyes: just more smash and bash in the end or even her years 10/11 friends :o little more effort required.
 
Crazy Fool said:
you could try a roundhouse kick to her head? :confused:
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Yeh I could do, I was thinking more of a foot onto her chest push her to ground and stand on her, whilst holding off her near by friend with my arm.
 
Crazy Fool said:
just let it pass dude, don't wanna big gang after you, just say **** off and walk on by
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Are true, I will attempt to do that, but problem is because im on of those "dirty moshers" my words dont tend to sink into chavs thick skulls.
 
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