So I randomly went out in Newcastle last night after 'a few pints down the pub' turned into a drunken mess of a night as these things tend to do.
I got back home and totally disdained the brand new lovely bed I had upstairs with the lass lying in it. Instead I walk into the living room that we are redecorating at the moment complete with bare walls, no furniture, no carpet and bloody freezing all the time. I then grab the nearest dust sheet (been skimming the walls) and curl up in the middle of the floor in nothing but my underwear on the bare floorboards
The lass found me an hour ago lying their shaking like a leaf because I was that cold, she went out shopping in a huff labelling me a complete If you're going to insinuate swearing, star it out fully drunken mess, which is probably a fair comment considering that I am still steaming drunk now.
So how drunk have you been recently?
I got back home and totally disdained the brand new lovely bed I had upstairs with the lass lying in it. Instead I walk into the living room that we are redecorating at the moment complete with bare walls, no furniture, no carpet and bloody freezing all the time. I then grab the nearest dust sheet (been skimming the walls) and curl up in the middle of the floor in nothing but my underwear on the bare floorboards

The lass found me an hour ago lying their shaking like a leaf because I was that cold, she went out shopping in a huff labelling me a complete If you're going to insinuate swearing, star it out fully drunken mess, which is probably a fair comment considering that I am still steaming drunk now.
So how drunk have you been recently?