how far can cats jump from?

vincent1989 · 18 Jul 2008 at 11:28

Mikoyan said:
Had this freind who used to swing his cat around in a circle from his tail and fling it over the washing line.

I think the cat ran away

i would have kicked his groin in!

LordSplodge · 18 Jul 2008 at 11:33

seek said:
Now imagine same scene, only replace cat with dog.

Turns round and bites the rescuer?

Or jumps and goes splat on the road? Dogs just are not cool as cats!

LordSplodge · 18 Jul 2008 at 11:35

Mikoyan said:
Had this freind who used to swing his cat around in a circle from his tail and fling it over the washing line.

I think the cat ran away

Your friend deserves his "tail" being pulled off. Cruelty like that is just wrong. Sick.

Jebblehmoo · 18 Jul 2008 at 11:36

seek said:
Now imagine same scene, only replace cat with dog.

Puppy

nooo

badbob · 18 Jul 2008 at 11:37

Mikoyan said:
Had this freind who used to swing his cat around in a circle from his tail and fling it over the washing line.

I think the cat ran away

And you just stood there and laughed? :rolleyes:

Jebblehmoo · 18 Jul 2008 at 11:38

I knew someone who threw their kitten at a tv

this thread brings back bad memories ¬_¬

aeT · 18 Jul 2008 at 11:39

Jebblehmoo said:
I knew someone who threw their kitten at a tv

this thread brings back bad memories ¬_¬

POIDH!

Jebblehmoo · 18 Jul 2008 at 11:42

It died you nutcase!!

Tefal · 18 Jul 2008 at 11:51

seek said:
Now imagine same scene, only replace cat with dog.

*dog looking up at cat on pole thinking "what a retard climbing up there" while continuing to pee.*

Mikoyan · 18 Jul 2008 at 11:53

badbob said:
And you just stood there and laughed?

Not quite I told him he was stupid

and was glad the cat ran away lol

Le_Petit_Lapin · 18 Jul 2008 at 11:55

His wee feet might be stinging a bit, but that's about it.

My retarded dog is obsessed with trying to jump out my car window while its in motion.

He loves sticking his head out, but then he always wants a bit more and starts trying to clamber out the window.

David91 · 18 Jul 2008 at 11:59

Tefal said:
*dog looking up at cat on pole thinking "what a retard climbing up there" while continuing to pee.*

"Big Al also says dogs can't look up" prove me wrong

Le_Petit_Lapin · 18 Jul 2008 at 12:03

David91 said:
"Big Al also says dogs can't look up" prove me wrong

Big Al has never spent any time near a dog.

Jebblehmoo · 18 Jul 2008 at 12:14

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
His wee feet might be stinging a bit, but that's about it.

My retarded dog is obsessed with trying to jump out my car window while its in motion. He loves sticking his head out, but then he always wants a bit more and starts trying to clamber out the window.

Do pets tend to be suicidal ?

PikeyPriest · 18 Jul 2008 at 12:14

This cat seemed fine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEu1lvijSWI&feature=related

So you shouldnt be too worried

Le_Petit_Lapin · 18 Jul 2008 at 12:21

Jebblehmoo said:
Do pets tend to be suicidal ?

He's a jack Russell. He has no sense in his little mental head.

Abraham · 18 Jul 2008 at 12:22

Panzerbjorn said:
Would this work for humans? If we relax our muscles as we fall do we do less damage?

Panzer

it's not just relaxing, a lot of it's about making sure the right bits hit the ground first and you roll the right way, but it is possible to fall from massive heights with only minor injuries

utajoker · 18 Jul 2008 at 12:38

greatest cat jump ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Ilq3kFxek&feature=related

Le_Petit_Lapin · 18 Jul 2008 at 12:39

utajoker said:
greatest cat jump ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Ilq3kFxek&feature=related

I've seen that so many times and it still makes me chuckle every time!

Sime · 18 Jul 2008 at 15:39

aeT said:
It'll be fine.

Could've been worse, could've done this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Ilq3kFxek&feature=related

Serious lolz. Im acctaully crying with laughter

Brightened my day that has.