How is this not prostitution?

For her first time she's going to be ****. Just lying there like a sack of spuds. If I was paying 2 million I'd at least want her to be uttering absolute filth and trying to stick her finger in my bum.

Well she's obviously going to have some "practice" before the winner has a go...;)
 
It is just "curb crawling" that is illegal?

Almost everything that makes prostitution a practical option is illegal. Add that to the social stigma and prostitutes are placed in a very bad situation. To protect them, of course. Obviously.
 
i would want a macro shot of her hymen as proof she hasn't already been 'tampered' with

Doesn't work as a test of virginity. It's incomplete in some women anyway, it's broken in other ways in other women. The state of a woman's hymen is no proof of virginity and never was.
 
So...she's choosing who to have sex with and getting paid £2.6M for it.

I'd do that myself. Although it would be hard to avoid asking my customer "Why on Earth are you paying that much, fool?"

Sure, she's a prostitute. So what? She's the most successful prostitute ever, so at least she's good at her job.

I'd whore myself out for £2.6M if I could choose the fool...err...lucky customer.

Actually, I'd whore myself out even to Gordon Brown for £2.6M.
 
2.6mill? I dont thinks so, I would have stick her face in the pillow and do her form behind! I've been with virgin and tbh it was crap much better going with a girl who's been around the block a few times.
 
what if you buy it and then never decide to cash in on her side of the deal. Does that mean she has to die a virgin?:D
 
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