Poll: how many birds eye chillis to use?

[monkeyspank]

How many of these should I use to get about 6 portions of food to about vindaloo heat? Do I take the seeds out?

 

[4T5]

47.

 

[Glaucus]

to get that hot you need the seeds in. they give the most heat along with the white membrane.
Lots of them. Do it to taste.

 

[Efour]

47 seems about right 48 would be overkill, seeds go under the foreskin btw.

 

[Greenlizard0]

47 seems about right 48 would be overkill, seeds go under the foreskin btw.

And under the eyelids.

 

[Cosimo]

47 seems about right 48 would be overkill, seeds go under the foreskin btw.

I'll go with 47.

 

[Kazz]

Poll needed i think

 

[Hatter The Mad]

to get that hot you need the seeds in. they give the most heat along with the white membrane.
Lots of them. Do it to taste.

I thought the capsicum was all in the membrane, not the seeds (a myth)?

 

[monkeyspank]

ho ho ho

 

[monkeyspank]

to get that hot you need the seeds in. they give the most heat along with the white membrane.
Lots of them. Do it to taste.

cool, cheers

 

[Viper²]

47.

 

[kefkef]

I use 2-3 of them in a chilli finely chopped with the seeds in along with 4-5 large 'medium flavour' chillis roughly chopped (i like people to see the chillis as well as taste them) that gets the tongue tingling. I would think if you doubled that to start with and go from there.

A mates wife was cooking curry one night, she had just chopped a load of birds eye chillis and thought it would be fun to give my mate a cuddle, whilst the embrace was happening she slipped her chilli juice covered hand down the back of his jeans and inserted a finger in a forbidden place. I've never seen someone scream so much when he actually cottoned on to what had happened, he sat in a bath of luke warm water for over an hour with us lot all crying laughing at him.

 

[Jumblejug]

After chopping the chillis, remember to wash your hands before spanking your monkey

 

[monkeyspank]

I use 2-3 of them in a chilli finely chopped with the seeds in along with 4-5 large 'medium flavour' chillis roughly chopped (i like people to see the chillis as well as taste them) that gets the tongue tingling. I would think if you doubled that to start with and go from there.

A mates wife was cooking curry one night, she had just chopped a load of birds eye chillis and thought it would be fun to give my mate a cuddle, whilst the embrace was happening she slipped her chilli juice covered hand down the back of his jeans and inserted a finger in a forbidden place. I've never seen someone scream so much when he actually cottoned on to what had happened, he sat in a bath of luke warm water for over an hour with us lot all crying laughing at him.

lol
OK that sounds like a good start thanks

 

[Greenlizard0]

Lol as awesome as pancake is in polls where/why is it an option recently?

 

[monkeyspank]

I don't even have 47 of them! There's about 8-10 in the pack

 

[TheMightyTen]

I actually believe the internationally accepted number is 47.00003157 to conform to IS407, but for most domestic usgage 47 is just about acceptable.

 

[Dark_Angel]

Over 9000 TBH.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

42

I don't even have 47 of them! There's about 8-10 in the pack

Well you'll just have to go back to the shop wont you?

Heres a tip. Get one of the ones you do have, squish it up and rub it on your dangly bits, then go to the shop. Will be the quickest shopping trip ever.

 

[Spanker]

If it does get on ya wang, dangle it in the sink and pour over milk and lots of it. Its the only way.