How Much Do You Pay For A Haircut ?

[Roland Butter]

It's creeping too close to a tenner these days.

 

[Roland Butter]

An allegedly straight newspaper columnist was saying he gladly paid £55 per month to get his haircut in a hairdressers so he wouldn't have to
talk about football, brexit and twin turbo MX5s, presumably he was happier talking about babies, tampons and Love Island.

 

[Roland Butter]

a tenner in change you mean? No one surely spends less than a tenner on a haircut unless it's poverty spec, surely?

No, £9, that's all, and I resent the £1 tip, but I give it anyway, and I give him some bloody hair to cut, guys with Sgt. Bilko hair come in and he spends about 10 minutes
tittifying, snipping and teasing their meagre cranial sproutings.

However he is outrageously Right wing and entertainingly bolshy, if you can be both at the same time.

 

[Roland Butter]

I would say £0, because Mrs HB does it (She's a trained hair dresser but is now a contracts manager for BCA Fleet!) however I pay plenty in the long run!

Does she ask you if you're going somewhere nice for your holidays ?

 

[Roland Butter]

A friend of mines girlfriend works in a salon I used to go to and they actually wrote
what people talk about down so next time they come in they can hold another conversation with them so they can act like they know them.

Makes sense, get to know your clients.

Good line managers also do this with their workers.

 

[Roland Butter]

£0

When you're called Screech, Curly Locks and Birds Nest Head at school you know there's little point in paying to get
something done to your hair so buying my own clippers and removing it all was the best option.

The number of people doing hair selfies is quite surprising, are these the type of people who don't go out we ask ourselves ?

In the interests of research I urge these ardent fans of tonsorial onanism to send us pictures of the "before and after".