How to deal with annoying plane passenger?

Butters

Butters

Butters

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Well, I found an effective way to deal with annoying passengers on planes.

Follow these instructions:


1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as
If praying
6. Then click here.

ROFL
 
Then get arrested a) for posting something as old as aircraft themselves, and b) for impersonating a terrorist.

Remember kiddies, you don't want to end up like Menezes.
 
7. Wait for arrest on arrival.
8. Expect the be questioned for weeks, have your home, your friends homes, friends of your friends homes, your place of work and anywhere else you visited searched, associates questioned and loved ones scared to death.
9. Sit back and enjoy the rest of your flight in peace.

:D

Incidently, Charlie Boorman (sp?) was arrested at a UK airport while filming the Long way down for just saying bomb on a plane (or in the airport, dont remember, it was on BBC2 on Sunday), which seemed quite absurd at the time.
 
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paradigm said:
Then get arrested a) for posting something as old as aircraft themselves, and b) for impersonating a terrorist.
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I didn't think impersonating someone like a terrorist carried as much weight as impersonating a police officer, so you should just ge t a slap on the wrist /roud the back of the head. :D

InvG
 
Lmfao thats a beauty!!!

Im so going to have to try that one, get a backpack, get a wire linking it to the backpack, real prank, roll on april 1st tbh. that can come in very handy to me...

Lol, prankster just got back into his game :p
 
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