How to escape a rear strangle?

BallisticJack · 14 May 2011 at 18:42

Whop your wanger out and start feeding the ducks whilst whispering loudly "Tighter, Tighter". He'll think you're such a freak he'll loose his grip for a few seconds giving you enough time to get loose and then pistol whip him with your todger. Works every time.

footman · 14 May 2011 at 19:05

SexyGreyFox · 14 May 2011 at 19:25

tron said:
If someone gets you in a strangle whereby it a single arm wrapped tightly around the front of your neck or rope/belt etc from behind what are your options to survive if any ?

Very easy to get out of in the Dojo when it isn't for real however in UFC the same move will virtually always result in a tapout.

OCdude · 14 May 2011 at 19:26

p4radox said:
Thread needs more Bas Rutten:

Brian8bit · 14 May 2011 at 19:27

Going to ground in a ring is fine in your jim jams. Do it in the street and someone will take a running start before sinking their boot into the back of your skull via the front of your skull. Been there. Suffered that. Last place I want to be out on the street is on the ground.

Pate · 14 May 2011 at 20:14

WingZero30 said:
Pretend to be unconcious.

When they realise you are 'knocked out' and loosen the grip, there is your chance to get away.

Except you will be unconscious/dead.

shroomz · 14 May 2011 at 20:27

atpbx said:
You just drop to the floor, anyone can do it and its the only viable way out for either sex of any build.

Same as if anyone grabs your arm, you break to the thumbs, doesnt matter how strong they are, they wont be able to keep hold of you.
If someone grabs your clothes at the front, you break with your elbows down on top of theirs then strike as they come forward.

On topic, if you're an average joe who doesn't fight, and another guy has you in a rear naked choke on the street, and you cannot get him in the danglies, or gouge his eyes, your only option is to fap furiously, maybe he will be grossed out and let you go. Otherwise you're out mate.