How to save the environment.

Soldato
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Step 1: Wait for somebody to buy two items at the same time from OCUK.
Step 2: Collect both items from OCUK and transit to your local depot.
Step 3: Put items onto two separate vehicles and send them both on 4 +hour journeys to a place 2 miles away.
Step 4: Brag on your website about how you're "Carbon neutral commitment".

:p
 
Or maybe both items are in the same box and they have sent you a revised time based on a previous order being cancelled/"gone missing"?
Nope, each (smallish) parcel was collected from the local depot by separate drivers (Jodie and Diane) lol.

I can imagine it in the depot "Okay Jodie you take this box, hmm I don't think you have room for the HDMI cable as well, Diane you had better take that, okay have fun girls and remember to deliver everything in the most random nonsensical order possible so we win the excess mileage pool this year!" XD
 
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