How to torture anyone

Participant · 1 Jan 2011 at 21:19

The mute button turns this into an enjoyable experience.

Cosimo · 1 Jan 2011 at 21:21

Robbie G said:
The mute button turns this into an enjoyable experience.

So does the back button on the mouse.

Participant · 1 Jan 2011 at 21:22

simulatorman said:
So does the back button on the mouse.

You don't like the pretty young girl?

Duke · 1 Jan 2011 at 21:23

Robbie G said:
The mute button turns this into an enjoyable experience.

Not meant to do that

I'm sure there is a site that allows you to put 4 videos together :eek:

radar19 · 1 Jan 2011 at 21:25

I have an idea.

radar19 · 1 Jan 2011 at 21:29

Cosimo · 1 Jan 2011 at 21:29

Robbie G said:
You don't like the pretty young girl?

I prefer good looking women.

Viper² · 1 Jan 2011 at 21:30

Good god that's the slowest website ever.

Participant · 1 Jan 2011 at 21:39

Blah.

Monkeynut · 1 Jan 2011 at 21:49

radar19 said:
I have an idea.

radar19 said:
Link

OH NO.

MikeHunt79 · 1 Jan 2011 at 21:53

Make it stop!

Duke · 1 Jan 2011 at 22:27

radar19 said:
Link

milkinc13 · 2 Jan 2011 at 19:27

Tim said:
she's hot.

agree, better if voice anoys you, turn speakers off.

Simples!

BennyC · 2 Jan 2011 at 19:31

Doubler not necessary for annoyance.

Zefan · 2 Jan 2011 at 19:39

radar19 said:
Link

WOW. That is pretty ****ing special.

:Edit: Actually laughing out loud at that, no idea why it's so funny to me

flibbage0 · 2 Jan 2011 at 19:46

I don't care how hot a person is, if they sound annoying its a definite no.

linktoinsanity · 2 Jan 2011 at 19:48

Tim said:
she's hot.

I agree with this.

...at least if she didn't keep going on....

Begbie · 2 Jan 2011 at 19:54

Mute - thread wins!

Participant · 2 Jan 2011 at 20:03

flibbage0 said:
I don't care how hot a person is, if they sound annoying its a definite no.

Haha. Picture the scenario.

You're single. Work sends you away for the week. You're in a bar, lonely, bored.

A smoking hot brunette comes into the room, looking bored also, and in dire need of some company. She sits at the bar and orders a G&T. She catches your gaze...you go over to the bar, semi-thinking about dipping your wick, but in reality thinking that you don't have a hope in hell.

She smiles as you walk over...the kind of smile that says 'yes, you can take off my pants and do whatever you want to me'.

But then.....SHE SPEAKS. And oh my god, it sounds like a rusty nail being drawn across a rusty sheet of iron.

You decide that you'd far rather go bored and lonely, than bump nasties with someone with such an intensely annoying voice (and such sharp elbows), despite the fact that they have the body of Aphrodite. (As though you're going to be spending more time having a deep conversation, than doing anything else).

Do me a favour.

Yes I write cheap porn.

PS - sorry, who are you?

trigger-happy · 2 Jan 2011 at 20:30