Poll: How tough are YOU?

[potatolord]

@Feek

Poll please, question
"What is the biggest animal you could beat in a bare-hand fight?"

Options:
No thanks, I'm a vegan!
A slug
A ferret
A one eyed feral tomcat with a missing ear
A golden retriever
A prize pig
A Jersey cow
A leopard
A bear (NOT a panda, and koalas are NOT true bears)
A OMG Bully XL!

Now, we all know OCUK forums are the place where the very hardest men in the UK come to look at photos of trainers and to complain about BST, but just how tough are YOU? Could you give a chicken a lickin'? Could you take a snake down?

Remember, the key point is "bare-hand". No sneaky spears or knuckdusters allowed.

Cards on the table, I think I top out at a golden retriever. Taking on a 200kg pig seems like a bad idea.

 

[potatolord]

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And anyone who has ever had to give an unwilling cat medication or a bath will tell you how that went let alone the description is basically Greebo, a cat that scares wolf packs and eats vampires

I used to "own" that cat. He had +3 intimidation, but also a high charisma score. He could jump six feet vertically, and feared nothing.

He once dragged a rather large ham (presumably someone missed lunch that day) over the garden fence and spent an entire afternoon eating it.

Best cat ever.

 

[potatolord]

Just for context, the leopard is possible. He took a bit of damage, but a win's a win.

Full account from Mr Akeley is here:

Explorer Carl Akeley Kills A Leopard With His Bare Hands

This photograph shows the leopard that explorer Carl Akeley killed with his bare hands during one of his African expeditions.

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