I am a loud farter, but there is no smell

~J~ · 5 Dec 2007 at 11:39

A social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors.

gumbald · 5 Dec 2007 at 11:40

Just seen this, surprised they've made no reference to that guy in Scotland.

DarkShadow · 5 Dec 2007 at 11:40

I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now

Hahahaha

james.miller · 5 Dec 2007 at 11:41

wasnt there a story a few months back about a guy being banned from his local for farting or something like that? seems like a familiar story lol

gumbald · 5 Dec 2007 at 11:41

Yeah, don't think the BBC ran it though.

Slinky1989 · 5 Dec 2007 at 11:42

LOL I knew this would be a thread by you ~J~ when I saw the title

~J~ · 5 Dec 2007 at 11:43

justinwilkin said:
LOL I knew this would be a thread by you ~J~ when I saw the title

LOL! Er, why? I only fart after burgers!

PureAppleJuice · 5 Dec 2007 at 12:13

Funny that, I gassed myself out in my sleep last night.

MarcLister · 5 Dec 2007 at 12:15

I read this last night. Classic.

"You sit close to the front door, so would you please go outside when required. So please take heed of this request."