I can buy beer

Hahah fair play man. Aslong as you produce a driving license and match the picture i'm pretty sure they won't check the date anyway :p
 
With my driving license which proves I'm underage! :D

Would i get in trouble if the next time the person at the till isn't a complete retard?

fact is, checkout employees are thick as *** thats why they work there:p
I know at tesco a date comes up on the screen saying check the DOB is after this.
If you get caught they probs wont do anything, but it is illegal and you couldget nailed for it.
 
My mate has experienced that also, I think some people just can't be bothered to do the maths.

Me and a mate were once served huge bottles of vodka when we were wearing our school uniforms (year 11).
 
Well my intention was just give it ago, and if she said that im not 18, i would just argue the fact that 1990-2008 = 18 years old hoping she would ignore the fact its not July yet :p But she didn't even look really, i just gave it to her, she glimpsed at it gave it back and then i asked her to pack it in a bag for me :p So why do they insist on asking for ID, if they don't even check it?
 
fact is, checkout employees are thick as *** thats why they work there:p

it's a fact is it?? so the fact that there is someone on the tills at my local supermarket with 5 A*'s at A-Level almost straight A*'s at GCSE and is currently studying for a degree in aerpspace engineering doesn't count then i take it?

but no he works in a supermarket so must be thick as ****...
 
it's a fact is it?? so the fact that there is someone on the tills at my local supermarket with 5 A*'s at A-Level almost straight A*'s at GCSE and is currently studying for a degree in aerpspace engineering doesn't count then i take it?

but no he works in a supermarket so must be thick as ****...

Zzzzing!

(always wanted to say that).
 
it's a fact is it?? so the fact that there is someone on the tills at my local supermarket with 5 A*'s at A-Level almost straight A*'s at GCSE and is currently studying for a degree in aerospace engineering doesn't count then i take it?

but no he works in a supermarket so must be thick as ****...

probably is tbh, as he made up his a-level results because a*'s aren't possible, so what else is he lying about! Sure he isn't doing a degree in David Beckham studies?
 
Reminds me of a lady at the checkout that IDd me recently.

Looks at my DOB on Passport ....

Her : 87 hmmm So , how old are you
Me : 21
Her : ahh ok, hmm Netherlands, is that in Greece?
:o
 
I find that a lot, even though I am 20, when I get asked for ID some don't even take it off me, I just get it out my wallet and go to hand it them and they are happy with that. I think it's more the fact that if you act nervous then they will be more suspicious and check properly, but if you act casual and aren't fussed then they won't suspect you of anything, especially if you look like you could be over 18. Same thing normally happens with getting a student discount, they don't bother checking either. Looking scruffy probably helps there too :p
 
it's a fact is it?? so the fact that there is someone on the tills at my local supermarket with 5 A*'s at A-Level almost straight A*'s at GCSE and is currently studying for a degree in aerpspace engineering doesn't count then i take it?

but no he works in a supermarket so must be thick as ****...

i was gong to say thats one hell of a statment to be making saying they are all thick as.....
 
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