I can has beard?

dodgem · 30 Jul 2011 at 22:05

Eames said:
Is there a foolproof way of growing stubble?

Just wondering, I know a lot of people think shaving causes stubble to grow but I believe this is hogwash.

Wut?

If you shave, then stubble will grow back.

Hence, shaving does cause stubble to grow, for if you did not shave then the thing that would be growing would not be stubble, but beard.....

Kosmiche · 30 Jul 2011 at 22:06

Yes it grows back but you dont get surplus stubble than there was before you shaved, do you?

PapaLazaru · 30 Jul 2011 at 22:16

Beards, or a longer stubble is a winner.

The shortest mine goes is to grade two. Longest is two weeks after that.

bhavv · 30 Jul 2011 at 22:48

PhillyDee said:
If its electric, why do you even need to be in the bathroom?

So the hair falls in the sink and not on the floor.

Morgoth · 30 Jul 2011 at 22:56

[TW]Fox;19704605 said:
I'd imagine the fact the Yacht is now a static tourist attraction

And a bloody expensive one at that.

Jambo · 30 Jul 2011 at 23:27

Greetings quartermaster! Is thy beard sufficiently kempt?

Westyfield2 · 31 Jul 2011 at 00:34

Britannia. Such a beautiful boat onboard.

Stupid ****ing Tony Blair taking it away from The Queen.

JonJ678 · 31 Jul 2011 at 01:54

So much love for electric razers. Madness. Buy a merkur for far less than the cost of an electric one, a hundred blades for a tenner, and never need a plug socket again.

Eames said:
Is there a foolproof way of growing stubble?

Wait for a while, without accidentally shaving?

Noel Gallagher · 31 Jul 2011 at 02:01

I'm in the process of growing a Jake Gyllenhaal 'Source Code' stubble/look.

I look damn sexy.

Zefan · 31 Jul 2011 at 02:02

Noel Gallagher said:
I'm in the process of growing a Jake Gyllenhaal 'Source Code' stubble/look.

I look damn sexy.

So you've just not shaved for a couple of days? That's what I look like by the end of my days off.

Noel Gallagher · 31 Jul 2011 at 02:10

It takes me ages, it's an achievement

Actually not quite there yet

Justintime · 31 Jul 2011 at 02:33

Zefan said:
So you've just not shaved for a couple of days? That's what I look like by the end of my days off.

Thats what i look like by the end of the day

Cosimo · 31 Jul 2011 at 09:12

Zefan said:
That's what I look like by the end of my days off.

Tired and in need of a holiday.

setter · 5 Aug 2011 at 22:19

One of my last beard growing attempts, taken at work after a lot of sanding down dry lining.