I can't believe who I've booked as a Guest Speaker today

[SexyGreyFox]

I booked Chris Barrie to speak and give out prizes at a Graduation Event next week.
Got him quite cheap as well.
Of course I've got my Hovis ready.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

He should cost £5000 + vat and I got him for £3000 with vat
According to his profile from the agency his stage persona for functions is a cross between Brittas and Rimmer.
I reckon he's never heard anybody call him smeg head before.