I can't diet :(

[Virdi]

Everyday I say to myself... 'That's it..! Today I'm gonna eat healthy'

....but when I get into work and walk through the staff canteen, I cannot resist a Bacon Roll...!!

Please help!

 

[basmic]

Then excercise self control, and stop being weak.

 

[Bar]

Get a grip man or imagine sweaty betty from accounts receivable rubbing the cooked rashers over her glutonous mass to give her that "rosy" shine before placing them in the canteen.

And you thought it was fat dripping off the bacon and bubbling in the dish.

 

[Spacky]

Everyday I say to myself... 'That's it..! Today I'm gonna eat healthy'

....but when I get into work and walk through the staff canteen, I cannot resist a Bacon Roll...!!

Please help!

I walk past hawt student nurses, I can resist the urges likewise exercise the same with a bacon roll.

Weakling!

 

[SexyBetty]

Get in the dieters thread, youve got no excuse

 

[Spacky]

Get in the dieters thread, youve got no excuse

Bar was talking about you, read up

 

[SexyBetty]

Get a grip man or imagine sweaty betty...

My heart skipped a beat then

 

[Bar]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


twas not intended to be about anyone!!!!!!


arghhhhhhhhhh

goes and hides in the corner

 

[Tru]

You can eat as many bacon rolls as you like, you just need to run your fat ass round the block a few times afterwards.

 

[Spacky]

You can eat as many bacon rolls as you like, you just need to run your fat ass round the block a few times afterwards.

Or go wee wee wee wee all the way home.

 

[fatiain]

Step away from the bacon fatty.

Print this out, stick it on a pole taped to your head so you can read it everywhere you go. It also partially obscures your view of the bacon.

Works for me.

 

[Rosbif]

no...... its not a case of you cant its a case of you wont.... be honest with yourself

 

[VIRII]

Don't go to the canteen then.

 

[Zip]

Dont diet then.
Just exercise a lot more to burn off the extra calories you eat.

 

[Spacky]

There is always dust.

 

[Scott Salisbury]

Yeah I've got plenty of that you can have.

 

[Morthoseth]

Anybody?

No?

DUST!

Anybody?

Nooo?

DUST!

bleh

 

[spirit]

just find something to remind you why you want to diet, and think of it when you feel you want to eat you weak willed man

 

[Bes]

Everyday I say to myself... 'That's it..! Today I'm gonna eat healthy'

....but when I get into work and walk through the staff canteen, I cannot resist a Bacon Roll...!!

Please help!

The hardest bit is getting started....If you can eat well and excersise for a week, you'll then find it kind of snowballs. I used to talk myself out of eating bad by saying "Now I could undo all that good work I've done this week/ day by eating this <bad food>, or I can eat <good food> instead and carry on"

 

[geeza]

eat yer bacon, then exercise that fat ass!