I didn't think it were possible

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But today I fell up the stairs at work :( Landed on my elbow on the metal edge of 1 step, result is a nice bruise, well there will be tomorrow :(

Someone said it was supposed to be lucky :rolleyes:
 
You know I never believe people when they say that stupid stuff is supposed to be lucky.

I have fallen up the stairs and I have never found it lucky.

When birds poo on me, I have to go home to change my shirt.

When cats cross the road, my parents insist on stopping by the roadside for 5 minutes making me late everywhere. Damnit.
 
I caught a lady who fell down the stairs once, i went to pick one of my vans up from a service and went to pay, i called up the stairs to the office she came out and said "oh hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" as she tumbled down the stairs.

Not funny really, untill i realised that i'd held my arms out and caught her by the norks.

Better than a smashed up face though.
 
My mum fell up the stairs to today at work, luckily she works in a hospital :p got a nice bruise to must be the date! !?!??£"!?!£$
 
atpbx said:
I caught a lady who fell down the stairs once, i went to pick one of my vans up from a service and went to pay, i called up the stairs to the office she came out and said "oh hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" as she tumbled down the stairs.

Not funny really, untill i realised that i'd held my arms out and caught her by the norks.

Better than a smashed up face though.

There's too much *accidental* groping of women's boobies on this forum :D
 
I managed to fall up the stairs twice in a matter of 5 seconds. Was at the cinema lost my footing fall up them, was pretty embarassed so I tried to get away quickly only to do it again. The only saving grace was that the ligths were dimmed, but it happened about 18 months ago and my leg still isn't right.
 
me and my mates were sneaking out the back of a lecture a few years ago and i managed to fall up the stairs... the entire lecture hall of some 200+ ppl turned around... was definately not lucky ;)
 
DJammyRasta said:
me and my mates were sneaking out the back of a lecture a few years ago and i managed to fall up the stairs... the entire lecture hall of some 200+ ppl turned around... was definately not lucky ;)

But I remember when we were skating though, it was your first time to ever try the drink 'dr pepper' and as soon as he opened it to take a sip, Rasta fell down the hill hit the curb dropped the can. He then landed on the can and it exploded all over him. What's the worse that can happen :D
 
Simmz said:
But I remember when we were skating though, it was your first time to ever try the drink 'dr pepper' and as soon as he opened it to take a sip, Rasta fell down the hill hit the curb dropped the can. He then landed on the can and it exploded all over him. What's the worse that can happen :D

---- the post above may have been overly exaggerated for effect ----
 
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