I Done something really really stupid today

[chaparral]

I Jumped on my FZ1 put the key in the ignition and turned....
But the Key wouldn't turn far enough to start the bike..I think that the ignition had seized up so I go off to the shed and get some WD40 to spray into the ignition..
Then i try turning the key again to start the bike but again & again & again everytime the key failed to turn far enough to start the bike..




A few minutes later I notice the starter button on the throttle housing... ... ...

 

[chaparral]

Can't quite match that, but a few weeks back I spent the knobbly end of ten minutes looking for my phone- including swearing, and kicking things around.
The one place I didn't look was the front section of my rucksack.
Which is where I always keep my phone...

My favourite one is looking everywhere for my crash helmet...

When it already on my head...

 

[chaparral]

OP should have a push bike.

I already own one as well...