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Johnnytoxic

Johnnytoxic

Johnnytoxic

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Earlier I was driving along a dual carriageway and I was in the overtaking lane doing what I do best. In the corner of my eye I saw a school bus. As it got closer there are kids at the back holding up a sign that says BEEP !! with them pointing at it like a cheap neon sign.

I chuckled and thought about granting them there wish, I then thought beeping on a busy dual carriageway is dangerous so I continued on my merry way. As I was passing the mid section of the bus I looked in the corner of my eye to what I thought were some 7-11 year olds giving me the finger. I politely replied with my very own one finger salute and then a double for good measure. On second glance they were innocently waving by which time it was too late !!.

There you have it I stuck my fingers up to a bunch of innocent primary school kids. I bet there teacher shouted at them, as he must have thought they had done something to provoke me into this obscene behaviour LOL.

DONT SWEAR

Dangerous
 
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Ah well, could have been worse - playing football after work I made a hash of a shot and proceeded to f-and-b like a goodun only to subsequently realise a mate's daughter (about 6 yrs old) had just turned up to watch :o. Apologies all round etc...
 
So you were booting it past a school bus in the outside lane whilst giving them the finger? Ace. :D
 
You deliberately slowed down to mentally scar some innocent little darlings? You should hang your head in shame. :p ;)
 
Now i feel like i have to own up to battery of an innocent child :(

Not car related, but was at the last match of the Leicester Riders (local basketball team) for the season in early april, after the match all the kids go on and take some shots & general merryment for 5-10 mins, sadly i had the idea i could hit a 25 foot 3 pointer, asked my gf's brother for a shot with his ball, took what looked like a good shot, it sadly sailed about 1 foot under the ring, flew off the court, and low and behold a young girl, can't have been more than 8, was standing with her dad talking, only to recieve the wrong end of my shot in the side of the head! :eek::eek:

I felt so terrible, but she seemed ok, from what i saw from a distance!

I should be named & shamed for that! lol :(
 
Ivan Drago said:
Now i feel like i have to own up to battery of an innocent child :(

Not car related, but was at the last match of the Leicester Riders (local basketball team) for the season in early april, after the match all the kids go on and take some shots & general merryment for 5-10 mins, sadly i had the idea i could hit a 25 foot 3 pointer, asked my gf's brother for a shot with his ball, took what looked like a good shot, it sadly sailed about 1 foot under the ring, flew off the court, and low and behold a young girl, can't have been more than 8, was standing with her dad talking, only to recieve the wrong end of my shot in the side of the head! :eek::eek:

I felt so terrible, but she seemed ok, from what i saw from a distance!

I should be named & shamed for that! lol :(
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What did her dad say lol. Them basketballs come keen.
 
I had a mate who seemed to do that as a hobby. As soon as he'd spot a bus full of scholl kids hed drive up behind, horn to get their attention, give them the middle finger then drive off laughing like a lunatic. Wouldnt have been so bad if he was sixteen, he was 35 though!
 
A funny story a teacher once told me just came into mind.

A few years ago my old music teacher took a group of kids out on a school trip. the bus was quite full so she decided to take her own car aswell. On route the kids in the back of the bus decided to moon out the window without looking who was in the car behind - you've probably guessed it, it was my music teacher :D
 
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