I go cross-eyed when eating spicy food

[Banzai_Joe]

WTH???

It's widely known amongst my circle of family and friends that i'm a wuss when it comes to spicy-hot foods.
Anything spicier/hotter than a tikka masala and something inside me falls over.

I have literally just now eaten a chicken pattie frome the cob van. It was delicious, but spicy.
Whenever i put the pattie near my mouth to take a bit, i go cross-eyed and sometimes a bit dizzy.
Seriously.... my eyes go all over the place.
This is the same with home made chilli if the mrs puts a little too much spice in it as soon as the fork gets to my mouth, my eyes go haywire. I can still eat it and have no reaction to it other than feeling like a volcano has erupted in my mouth.

It's totally weird.
Anyone had/have similar experiences?

 

[Banzai_Joe]

Lol, thanks for the informative comments guys.
I forgot to mention, sometimes i'll get hiccups to. The pattie i had the other day left me with hiccups. I can tell when i'm munching on it that i'm going to get hiccups, so i stop eating for a few mins so the build up goes away.

Lol, it is strange i have to admit, i'll maybe i will try and video myself eating to see if i really am going cross-eyed or if its just a feeling, but my eyes definitely go haywire.