I had to....

[Spannerhead]

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The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out. Normally, a bloke would just drive straight past, on to the next house, but old mate was in a good mood, he got paid bonus yesterday. So he got out of the truck and knocked on the front door. An Aboriginal man answered the door and the Garbage man asked "Hey mate, where's your bin?"
"Oh, I've bin up north." said the resident.

"Nah mate, where's your wheelie bin?" he goes.

"Ahh, I wheelie bin in jail, but I tell everyone I bin up north"

 

[Scuzi]

No

 

[Dis86]

What's a garbage man or garbo?

 

[something daft already!!]

Ban

 

[Scuzi]

What's a garbage man or garbo?

Is this the bit where all the insecure Brits ringpieces turn red because someone uses terms extra-imperium?

 

[Malevolence]

The Garbage man

The what now?

 

[Derek W]

Ban

Bin

 

[Peter75]

Wild ride, approved.

 

[Spannerhead]

sorry was a bad joke. its what having the day in an office does to ones mind .

I will find a worser dads joke next week

 

[sprite1275]

Lol it's the worst joke I've heard in ages. Love it.

 

[koolpc]

I slept like a log last night......

I curled up in the fireplace!

 

[~Mike~]

This is worse than @Feek efforts.

E: Maybe this is his alt account?

 

[Feek]

This is worse than @Feek efforts.

I don’t copy/paste from Aussie sites. All my tales are hand crafted.

 

[VincentHanna]

So old

Though when my dad told it in the 80's it was a Chinese guy.

 

[Whitewater]

He was just trash talkin’.

 

[Minusorange]

An Aboriginal man answered the door

Is this some kind of Australian joke ?

 

[builder22]

**** it...

A binman walks up to a Chinese man's door...

He says, "Where's your bin?"
The Chinese man replies, "I bin watching TV."
"No, where's your dustbin?"
"I told you. I dustbin watching TV!"
"Where's your wheelie bin?" The binman asks, getting agitated.
"Okay, okay. I wheelie bin having a ****."

 

[Chris Wilson]

I don’t copy/paste from Aussie sites. All my tales are hand crafted.

Maybe you should consider some plagiarism.

 

[Chris Wilson]

Is this some kind of Australian joke ?

Yes, Crocodile Dundee has joined the forum. Excellent

 

[sprite1275]

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