i has 1337 code

~J~ · 29 May 2007 at 21:24

Sorry about this, just had to post.

http://lolcode.com/home

Utterly crazy idea, but I'm sure some of you may have fun with this:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

"I HAS A VAR"

blade007 · 29 May 2007 at 21:47

is there a joke in there?

meghatronic · 29 May 2007 at 21:52

Remotely funny

GibGaming · 29 May 2007 at 21:52

what does 1337 mean ?!

psyr33n · 29 May 2007 at 22:03

/b/tard therefore inherently unfunny. It didn't even raise a smile, only my fist.

MikeHunt79 · 29 May 2007 at 22:11

gotta love the "O NOES"

Jaffa_Cake · 29 May 2007 at 23:08

jdickerson said:
Remotely funny

joeyjojo · 30 May 2007 at 01:09

jdickerson said:
Remotely funny

Dj_Jestar · 30 May 2007 at 10:04

jdickerson said:
Remotely funny

$quote = 'Not even ' . $quote;

Nate · 30 May 2007 at 10:45

Dj_Jestar said:
$quote = 'Not even ' . $quote;

oh dear did it really have to come to that

Eriedor · 30 May 2007 at 11:19

Dj_Jestar said:
$quote = 'Not even ' . $quote;

s_quote = s_quote.Substring(10,s_quote.Length-10);

Beansprout · 30 May 2007 at 11:19

Dj_Jestar said:
$quote = 'Not even ' . $quote;

You'd keep the capital R? :confused:

Dj_Jestar · 30 May 2007 at 12:25

Eriedor said:
s_quote = s_quote.Substring(10,s_quote.Length-10);

Remo ?

Beansprout said:
You'd keep the capital R?

meh.

Eriedor · 30 May 2007 at 15:23

Dj_Jestar said:
Remo ?

remo?

Dj_Jestar · 30 May 2007 at 15:32

Code:

String str = new String("Not even Remotely funny :)");
System.out.println(str.length.toString()); // 24
String chopped = str.subString(10, str.Length-10);
System.out.println(chopped); // "emotel" - I assume you didn't include the " :)", thus it is "emo"

My bad.. Smalltalk uses 1-index, forgot just about everything else is 0-index.

n3crius · 30 May 2007 at 18:00

i knew before i even went into the link, it would be those infernal lolcatz writing code!

bless em.

akakjs · 30 May 2007 at 23:03

Why an I looking for a compiler?

maybe a .NET port.

Maybe I need to goto bed....

akakjs

Shoseki · 31 May 2007 at 13:34

while (this.getThread().isActive()) {
System.out.println("Meh");
}

Eriedor · 31 May 2007 at 14:22

Shoseki said:
while (this.getThread().isActive()) {
System.out.println("Meh");
}

Infinite loop!!! Posting meh will mean the thread will stay active which means you print meh which means.....

noob

akakjs · 31 May 2007 at 22:02

Oh you knew this was comming....

lock (this.getThread().SyncRoot) {
while (this.getThread().isActive()) {
System.out.println("Meh");
}
}

now it's thread safe....

akakjs