I have (had) a dream

[[FnG]magnolia]

Hey fellas, you are looking rooting tooting good tonight! I am glad you are taking care of yourselves because you only have one life* so go hard but fair and also healthy!

Say, do you ever have a dream last night where J-Law Jennifer Lawrence turns up in it and it was so real that it woke you up in my house at I think half past two in the morning time because the Capitol was under attack and you'd watched the pre-final Hunger Games film the night before with my kids, one of whom spilled her ice cream on our relatively new sofa - the broody, non-action one where everyone is like super cereal, eyes off into the distance and so on, come on Catnip you can get these riff-raff into shape OMG I believe in you - the film, not our sofa, but she was lost in my garage because ok not everyone knows where the light switch is (it is beside the door you !IDIOT! so you can find it as you enter or leave, God Catflaps, come on!) and she used the red tipped arrow which made BANG voices happen in my head and the I woke up next to you?

Do anyone else have had a dream happen in them?

 

[uber soldat]

Hey fellas, you are looking rooting tooting good tonight! I am glad you are taking care of yourselves because you only have one life* so go hard but fair and also healthy!

Say, do you ever have a dream last night where J-Law Jennifer Lawrence turns up in it and it was so real that it woke you up in my house at I think half past two in the morning time because the Capitol was under attack and you'd watched the pre-final Hunger Games film the night before with my kids, one of whom spilled her ice cream on our relatively new sofa - the broody, non-action one where everyone is like super cereal, eyes off into the distance and so on, come on Catnip you can get these riff-raff into shape OMG I believe in you - the film, not our sofa, but she was lost in my garage because ok not everyone knows where the light switch is (it is beside the door you !IDIOT! so you can find it as you enter or leave, God Catflaps, come on!) and she used the red tipped arrow which made BANG voices happen in my head and the I woke up next to you?

Do anyone else have had a dream happen in them?

 

[BUDFORCE]

D'you smoke Paul?

 

[something daft already!!]

Another fascinating and insightful post. I was taken on a journey and I feel a more rounded individual because of it.

 

[Noxia]

I like to not read these

 

[alchal]

My 2 year old makes more sense.

 

[Gary*]

I liked the part where your text got smaller.

 

[Baldbloke]

I often dream about Jennifer Lawrence but not in the way you describe it.

 

[Lightnix]

It's strange, it's like I can't read it properly the first time so when I reread it the second time I discovered new things. Nonsense things but things nonetheless.

 

[beachBOYken]

Insightful read

 

[Baldbloke]

It's strange, it's like I can't read it properly the first time so when I reread it the second time I discovered new things. Nonsense things but things nonetheless.

And re-read and re-read again thinking you must have misread it. So you read it again. It still doesn't make sense. So you read it again.... The Man is either a genius with words or a loonie on speed

 

[BeeP]

I don’t know how I lived my life so long without that in it.

Touching read, will go with me to the grave.

 

[Blackjack Davy]

"I have a dream... that one day I won't post complete garbage"

 

[DXP55]

I had a dream - a fantasy

 

[Baldbloke]

I had a dream - a fantasy

Please explain..... Oh, wait. Maybe not

 

[iron_monkey]

Someone top up his dried frog pills please.

 

[new boy]

Read about half the post. Decided to cut my losses and stop there.

 

[Baldbloke]

Read about half the post. Decided to cut my losses and stop there.

Ah, your loss. After the sixth re-read the meaning of life is clear for all to see in that single paragraph.

 

[sigma]

Hey fellas, you are looking rooting tooting good tonight! I am glad you are taking care of yourselves because you only have one life* so go hard but fair and also healthy!

Say, do you ever have a dream last night where J-Law Jennifer Lawrence turns up in it and it was so real that it woke you up in my house at I think half past two in the morning time because the Capitol was under attack and you'd watched the pre-final Hunger Games film the night before with my kids, one of whom spilled her ice cream on our relatively new sofa - the broody, non-action one where everyone is like super cereal, eyes off into the distance and so on, come on Catnip you can get these riff-raff into shape OMG I believe in you - the film, not our sofa, but she was lost in my garage because ok not everyone knows where the light switch is (it is beside the door you !IDIOT! so you can find it as you enter or leave, God Catflaps, come on!) and she used the red tipped arrow which made BANG voices happen in my head and the I woke up next to you?

Do anyone else have had a dream happen in them?

You used a * with no explanation of it.

 

[Baldbloke]

*