Soldato
I always try and catch them and put them outside, but he was intent on running under my bed so I had to use fly spray (nerve agent for insects) and found his ass ****** up in the corner. He was a big beast but he had to go. I hear the south of England are getting some pretty mad insects these days... Hornets and what not?
My cat killed three last night. My cat is more of a man than you...

Flushed him down the toilet, feel bad I as never kill spiders. This beast just had to go but.
Don't normally kill spiders but if this fella escaped we would have giant spiders invading the whole country. Either that or he would have me bitten stupid in bed at night. All spiders in the UK can bite and all of them have venom.... It's not as powerful as my fly spray but

