I LIKE SCIENCE.
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Soldato
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The police are driving around Westminster when they spot a bloke holding a bicycle above his head.
"Excuse me Sir. But what's that and what are you doing here?", said the Police.
The bloke replied, "Are you blind Officer? That's a Grifter"!
"Oh, in that case, you're nicked" says the copper.
"On what Charges?", the bloke asked, looking bemused.
"Well, you stated that that's a Grifter you're holding. This is Westminster and as such it's illegal to hold Raleighs here"!
"Excuse me Sir. But what's that and what are you doing here?", said the Police.
The bloke replied, "Are you blind Officer? That's a Grifter"!
"Oh, in that case, you're nicked" says the copper.
"On what Charges?", the bloke asked, looking bemused.
"Well, you stated that that's a Grifter you're holding. This is Westminster and as such it's illegal to hold Raleighs here"!
Pics or it didn't happen.
Caporegime
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I don't think there's anything I can say to this. So I'll leave it to my friend, the socially awkward penguin.
You heard the man, pics or didn't happen.
lol - but now I'm sad because I laughed
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Soldato
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smh.
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I LIKE TURTLES.
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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are riding a train through Scotland.
The engineer looks out the window, sees a black sheep, and exclaims, "Hey! They've got black sheep in Scotland!"
The physicist looks out the window and corrects the engineer, "Strictly speaking, all we know is that there's at least one black sheep in Scotland."
The mathematician looks out the window and corrects the physicist, " Strictly speaking, all we know is that is that at least one side of one sheep is black in Scotland.
The engineer looks out the window, sees a black sheep, and exclaims, "Hey! They've got black sheep in Scotland!"
The physicist looks out the window and corrects the engineer, "Strictly speaking, all we know is that there's at least one black sheep in Scotland."
The mathematician looks out the window and corrects the physicist, " Strictly speaking, all we know is that is that at least one side of one sheep is black in Scotland.