I need some team name suggestions

JayMax · 18 May 2008 at 22:56

I'm doing the Staples 2 Naples rally in September, for anyone who doesn't know, this is banger rallying - the car must cost no more than £100 max and be older than M reg. 1500 miles from Calais to Naples in 4 days in aforementioned shed, it might be a wing and a prayer scenario.

It's my first event and I'm struggling to think of a suitably amusing/daft team name. I'm hoping for some suggestions from you lot. The winner will get due credit written on the cars rally decals if desired.

The best we have so far is Sheds R Us - but I've got a feeling there's something better just waiting to be found

Pho · 18 May 2008 at 22:58

Bang'er for 1500 miles.

I tried

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Pestilence · 18 May 2008 at 23:01

"Golden Shower Power".

"Bangers 'n Smash" (notice the apostrophe indicates a missing "i", it's "in" not "and").

"Tour Rettes".

"For the LOVE OF GOD GET OUT OF THE WAY!!"

"Running on Hope".

"Biscuit Tin Burglars".

Got brain freeze now so I'm taking a bit of a rest. I mean, is there any particular "lingo" in this kind of race that could influence a team name, or just pulling them out of thin air?

Megahurtz400 · 18 May 2008 at 23:02

"Steven Hawkings' skateboarding coaches."

"Madeline McCann search and rescue team" I like this one, seeming as your all in old bangers.

Other offensive things etc.

JayMax · 18 May 2008 at 23:04

lol - I like Tour Rettes a lot, thanks.
There's no lingo, just called whatever you like really.

JayMax · 18 May 2008 at 23:06

Megahurtz400 said:
"Madeline McCann search and rescue team" I like this one, seeming as your all in old bangers.

Quality stuff, that's 2 team names already I'm liking and it's only been 5 minutes!

PinkFloyd · 18 May 2008 at 23:10

Megahurtz400 said:
"Madeline McCann search and rescue team" I like this one, seeming as your all in old bangers.

That's a good one

CliffyBiro · 18 May 2008 at 23:10

The Evel Knievel Experience

Herbie's Suicidal Cousin

Instant car - just add idiot

iamdjdz · 18 May 2008 at 23:12

'Nous détestons les francais.'

JayMax · 18 May 2008 at 23:13

iamdjdz said:
'Nous détestons les francais.'

I don't speak French but I suspect we would get lynched over there with that

Pestilence · 18 May 2008 at 23:14

"Jim Ain't Fixing This".

"Bring Out Your Dead".

"Yabba Dabba Doo" - put the paintwork like Flintstones as though your feet are going out the bottom to make it move.

"Wanted in 9 Countries".

"Free Drugs Here".

"Scream for Ice Cream". - might make kids chase the car, bwahaha.

"Honk If You're Horny".

"Tow please? Anyone? Bueller?".

Gah. Stopping again. Too many random images.

iamdjdz · 18 May 2008 at 23:16

"My other car's a skoda."

Old Wino · 18 May 2008 at 23:20

Antihero · 18 May 2008 at 23:23

Norfolk & Chance

CliffyBiro · 18 May 2008 at 23:23

Antihero said:
Norfolk & Chance

Awesome

The_Dark_Side · 18 May 2008 at 23:25

Skint and lost.

The_Dark_Side · 18 May 2008 at 23:30

We're doomed

Window Lickers

Regretting it already

Team SORN

Unfit for road use

James07 · 18 May 2008 at 23:35

JayMax said:
Sheds R Us

Are you joking me?

Every noob company has this kind of name, dont use that.

Cybermyk · 18 May 2008 at 23:40

Piston Broke

Shut up and push

May contain nuts

The other AA

JayMax · 18 May 2008 at 23:40

James07 said:
Are you joking me?

Every noob company has this kind of name, dont use that.

lol, hence this thread

Thanks to all, and esp Pestilence so far, some top suggestions. MMSART is great too but possibly a tad offensive (not to me btw).