I now know we are all equal

[DXP55]

Went in Tesco today and had to wait by a locked door - After a while this really smart looking nice young lady came out and gave me a massive ear to ear smile - I thought this is my day.
Walked in and it hit me -almost had me on my knees choking. God it did stink.

Now I know why wife stays in toilet for ages -and also know what the spray cans are for. I really did think I was a gonner

 

[DXP55]

As a male, why are you waiting outside ladies toilets?

Every Tesco I have been in, customer toilets are separated by sex.

The toilets at our Tesco were done out a short while ago and two are multifunction (male/femail and wheelchair) and one is for changing kids mess.

 

[DXP55]

OP What went through your head when you thought about posting this?

"Can't wait to run home and tell the OCUK lads the woman in the toilet before me dropped a nuke!"

Don't read to much in this - It's old people with a sense of humour which seem lacking in this day and age.
We were of the opinion women never farted - It was a month into my marrage I found out. Kiddin kiddin

 

[DXP55]

Please read post number 9