I open my window a small amount...

You've been fly tipping haven't you? Unfortunately you got the context all wrong and the Flys want revenge!
 
Get a pet spider.

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fatiain said:
Or a Venus fly trap.
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Don't do this unless you're predisposed to sadism. The couple of hours of shrill buzzing as it tries and fails to get out, becoming more and more intermittent over time as it exhausts itself, is not a sound to relax to. Eventually it will become to exhausted to even make brief rattling noises and begin to die properly and then you have a dead fly being slowly digested over the rest of the week in your room.

Of course if you are predisposed to sadism, then it might be just what you need.
 
h4rm0ny said:
Eventually it will become to exhausted to even make brief rattling noises and begin to die properly and then you have a dead fly being slowly digested over the rest of the week in your room.

Of course if you are predisposed to sadism, then it might be just what you need.
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Mwahahaha!

This is just my prototype Venus trap Mr Bond!

My men will now introduce you to my full size model.

I will join you shortly to see how you get on together!

I trust you will find the experience suitably stimulating. :D
 
Orionaut said:
On another, and totally unrelated, note,

Do not feed your Venus fly trap with cheese!

It gives them severe indigestion!

You could try asking me how I know, but I think you probably know the answer!

:D
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Please tell me you at least have pictures of your dyspeptic Venus fly trap?
 
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